From the Book of Joe we read, “In the beginning was the WORD, and the WORD was COFFEE, and in that elixir was INSPIRATION and RAPTURE, REVELATION, and TRANSCENDENCE. And yea, verily, that libation of transubstantiation was found to be Resurrection Blend™ and it was good, and there were many comings for more, and much was quaffed. And what word and what sacred host will be on the supplicant’s lips as they meet their coffee maker?”
We’re religious over this profoundly deep and multi-nuanced libation. It is a revival of heavenly flavor and sacrament of wakefulness in a blend of some of the most blessed beans in all creation: the chosen one.